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Far to the west, the Sun set in a violet and crimson explosion hours ago. Sitting behind the wheel of my dilapidated Checker Cab, I am waiting for a potential fare to exit the Trailways Bus
Depot. Though it was 3 O’clock in the afternoon when I first
hopped into my cumbersome, old Checker at the garage, it was
still a stifling hot day. Another day of 90*
plus temperature; the air hovered close to that mark though it
was nearing ten o’clock at night. Inside the cab, the air was
oppressive.
My disposition is anything
but mellow; I’m feeling abandoned while trying to read my tattered
paperback by the glare of the sodium lights that hang like a giant
pterodactyl against the black sky outside the front windshield. The
adjoining depot glows in the distance with a garish, pale light. The
paperback perches precariously on the dashboard, as I attempt to read it
by the dim light.
It
is an account of The Hillside Strangler Case given me by Weird Willy,
one of our regular drivers; a strange one to say the least. Willy keeps an
arsenal hid underneath the front seat of his cab that would turn green
the heart of any mercenary. He is the type of person who you can’t
determine if it is better to avoid or keep in your sites. Willy,
undoubtedly, will grab headlines some day as he fires volley after
volley upon a crowd from a high tower. Why the Authorities haven’t
gotten wind of his strange behavior is beyond understanding. They’re
probably too busy chasing Pot Smokers….Oh, Well!
Turning the tattered page
while simultaneously peering into the recesses of the depot, secretly, I
hope no one will be there frantically waving for help in carrying 8 or
more large pieces of luggage for transport to a residence three blocks
up the street. Moreover, I am becoming extremely impatient for a call.
In this game, if your wheels aren’t turning, you aren’t making
money. “Another hot night in the Big City,” I speak to the paperback
on the dash, as I turn a faded page.
Suddenly, the lurid air
titters from static screeching from the radio. The velvety rhythm of the
night dispatcher, Janet’s, silvery voice, interrupts the clamor.
“Number 52… Number 52, where are you?” Janet swoons into the night
airwaves.
Over eager, I reach for the
mic and key on: “52 to dispatch… I’m right here where you left me
beautiful. All alone and feeling neglected.” I
tease….She teases. It’s her favorite game. She has a crush on me, I
suppose. All the male fares that ride with Yellow Cab in this city have
a crush on her. It’s her voice. It drips with sensuality and she knows
it. The second her voice disrupts the cackle of the radio, the fare will
inevitably edge up on the billowy back seat, smile and ask: “Who’s
the angel on the radio, Driver?”
I
usually chuckle to myself while casually describing the woman behind the
voice as the epitome of every man’s wet dreams. Inwardly titillated, I
offhandedly ignore their further pleas for more information about Janet.
If only they knew. I admit, I fantasize her myself as the ultimate, statuesque
blonde with ample breasts and endlessly long legs and clear, jade eyes,
I describe. Hell, who needs reality on this job?
“52, I have something for
you,” Janet’s sultry twang rises above the static. “You want to
know what it is?”
“What
ever could it be?” I pretend.
“A police call in your
area 52. Please take it for me won’t you,” She swoons once again.
“I’ll reward you later, handsome. Please 52… Say you will.”
“Anything for you, Foxy
Lady.”
“See the PD at the Hilltop
Café out on Nine Mile Hill, Number 52,” Janet’s voice becomes all
business. “Call me when you pick up, please.”
“Will do,” I key off.
Starting
the engine, I listen to it roar to life, sputter and whine into the
still night. Glancing furtively toward the bus entrance out of habit
even though I have a call, I spin the heavy steering wheel and lurch out
of the marked off taxi stand. Changing gears rapidly, the old Checker
speeds down the pavement to the one-way street heading west. I settle
into the rumbling ride.
Janet is actually somewhat
pretty, I guess. She is a bit big-boned though. A formidable character,
she has to be tough in order to handle the myriad of insistent
personalities of both customers and drivers on the night shift. I find
it best to get along with Janet otherwise I might find myself in a
holding pattern in the worst part of town. And that could mean
starvation. Driving Cab is highly competitive and a driver won’t last
very long if he doesn’t catch on to the hustle and bustle. I prefer
flirting to sitting all night at the bus depot.
Hot air rushing through the
open window massages my face, as I light a Marlboro and fly through the
row of synchronized signals on Lead Avenue. The rambling Checker becomes
a soaring eagle gliding on the wind, as I breeze through the Park Plaza
area and round the bend leading to Tingley Drive. There is something
magical about these old Checker cabs. Whether you are driving or riding
in the spacious back, you just aren’t in a taxi unless it is one of
these enormous, yellow machines. Nostalgia, I suppose;
images come to mind of old,
black and white movies, wide, wet, tall building lined streets, top hats and jazz clubs blending
in a romantic scenario the minute you enter the roomy back. The back
seat lends a certain distance from the driver together with an air of
mystery and elegance akin to a chauffeur driven limousine.
Nine Mile Hill is on old
Route 66 leading west as it rises 9 miles from the valley floor to the
cresting mesa overlooking the lights of the city. The Hilltop Café is
one of the last roadside, truck stop eateries around that hasn’t gone
the way of the commercial, super truck stop. It perches on a high ridge,
the promise of the westerly road stretching invitingly behind her to the
horizon. I can’t help wondering what it held in store for me on this
sweltering night.
Cutting through a
residential area, I turn north on Tingley Drive to catch old 66, Central
Avenue, heading further west. The pungent odor of exotic animals
drenches the breeze wafting from the zoo, as I approach the small lake
park, Tingley Beach. Shimmering in the moonlight just east of the mighty
Rio Grande, in an earlier time, the beach was the center of social life
in Albuquerque. A swimming beach then, now it is a quiet, sunny fishing
spot perfect for picnics after a day at the zoo with the young ones. As
I skim by, the surface of the water appears placid but for the shallow
ripples flowing outwardly from underneath the ducks that frequent the
cool water.
Rumbling up to the stop sign
approaching the Central Avenue intersection, I see it is busy. Being a
Saturday night, the Low-Riders are out in force. I wait my chance in
traffic and make a swooping left into the crawl of cruisers on their
lazy journey over the west side bridge.
As
I pull even to a low slung, brilliantly painted ’57 Chevy, I glimpse
at the dark eyes and high hair-do’s of its occupants. Four lovely
Chicanas sit slumped low beside the large windows; their flirty dark
glances inviting the night. They fawn oblivious to the beeping and
hooting of the young Chicanos in their customized cars trying vainly to
attract their attention. Those smug eyes mirror the knowledge they
are the draw of this particular sport and not the custom cars as it
appears to outsiders.
Getting a second wind, as I
pass over the worn Central Avenue Bridge that spans this section of the
legendary Rio Grande River, the bosque del rio, a wooded marsh that forms the banks
of the grand river, lies to the sides. Ancient, snarled cottonwood trees blot
the western sky momentarily from view, as my cab clutches the pavement
and wheels effortlessly over the murky river. Over the side rails,
moonlight reflects like glitter off the darker ribbons of water trailing
lazily over the muddy bottom.
During the late summer
months, the river tends to dry up considerably, as it trickles to meet
the Mexican border four hundred miles or so to the south. Not many
people realize the Rio Grande is the second most irrigation tapped river
in the world. It is the lifeblood of this region and possesses the
undying spirit of this part of the west. “And rightly so,” I am
thinking as I meet the traffic merging from the north and south valleys
battling to get onto the bridge from the west side.
As I pass the big clock at the branch office of the First
National Bank on Arenal Street, I notice it is 10:30 pm. The night shift
is springing to life. Usually, I hate taking police calls. They are so
“unpredictable”. You never can tell what a police call is going to
be. Mostly, they turn into small fares with no tip. I resign myself to
that fact and remember the promise in Janet’s sultry voice. I’m sure
she will toss me a tasty call later that will make up for the
inconvenience.
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